{"product_id":"titanforge-oligarch-crew-mug-you-didnt-wait","title":"TitanForge Oligarch Crew Mug — You Didn't Wait","description":"Some people waited to see how it would turn out. You weren't one of them.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBefore the proof. Before the crowds. Before it was safe to believe — you were already in. The side of this mug that faces you every morning says what the crew has always known about you: Titan was always going to need people like you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFlip it around, and HOMEGA has been busy. Deep inside their Office of Consumer Compliance, a classified memo has been filed. Your \"unsanctioned optimism\" has been noted. Your \"independent investment behavior\" has been flagged. You have been marked a possible crew sympathizer and scheduled for quarterly review.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCongratulations. You're exactly the kind of problem they were worried about.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe TitanForge Founding Crew Mug is a limited presale exclusive for Oligarch-tier backers of The Social Life of Small Enclosed Spaces — a sci-fi novel about the people who build the future before anyone gives them permission to.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🏺 Ceramic construction with colored rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e\n☕ 11 oz capacity — dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) height × 3.25″ (8.3 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n🍽️ Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n🚀 Limited presale run — not available after launch\u003cbr\u003e\n🔴 HOMEGA classified threat assessment included on the back (you've been flagged, Oligarch — wear it proudly)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\"You didn't wait for permission. The mission noticed.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n— TitanForge Founding Crew\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eModus Cooperandi, Inc\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e1900 W. Nickerson Street\u003cbr\u003e\nSuite 116-88\u003cbr\u003e\nSeattle, WA 98119\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Modus Store","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":46575531950265,"sku":"8439126_11051","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":46575531983033,"sku":"8439126_17196","price":11.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0720\/9145\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-11-oz-left-69ab203fee2f9.jpg?v=1772822631","url":"https:\/\/modus-store-2.myshopify.com\/products\/titanforge-oligarch-crew-mug-you-didnt-wait","provider":"Modus Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}